Cobb Salad Summer Rolls {recipe} – So Wrong, it’s…Still Wrong.

Cobb Salad Summer Rolls
You already know we feel weird about posting “recipes” for salads. I mean, what? “Wash vegetables. Chop. Toss with dressing.” You don’t really need a recipe for something that you can’t really get wrong, right?

Especially a Cobb Salad, since all of the ingredients are so plainly, obviously, clearly laid out on the plate. We can even alphabetize them! Avocado, bacon, blue cheese, chicken, cucumbers, eggs, lettuce, onions, parsley, tomatoes…Seems easy enough.
Cobb Salad Ingredients
But I was wrong about getting a Cobb salad never-wrong. Or in this case, totally not right. A few weeks ago, we were out at a little gastropub up the street and ordered a Cobb salad, for which we were extremely excited since we had just been remarking how the place could really use a salad on their menu, especially for summer. We ordered it. Excited! A departure from the usual hot and heavy “pub food”of fried fish and chips, fried everything and burgers.

(Not that a Cobb salad is any better.)

But when the salad arrived at our table, I was beyond disappointed. Distraught. The salad was mostly lettuce, tossed with a “light  vinaigrette, and well, the point is that it was “tossed.” For some reason, it isn’t a Cobb salad to me if the salad isn’t well-composed, ingredients laid out in perfect, polite little piles. Someone in the kitchen didn’t know how to make a Cobb salad; they got it all wrong.

The nerve.

And now, just after saying that, I’m about to do things to a Cobb salad that just shouldn’t be done.

Or maybe it should.

Cobb Salad Summer Roll, open
Cobb Salad in a summer roll with Blue Cheese Vinaigrette dipping sauce!

There probably isn’t a need to print out a full recipe for these. It’s just Cobb salad ingredients wrapped up in Vietnamese rice paper rolls. I was going to use Green Goddess dressing as the base for a dipping sauce like we did for the Green Goddess Summer Rolls, but Blue Cheese seems like a more natural fit (and means we can leave them out of the rolls themselves).

Still, recipe below. Blue Cheese Vinaigrette in a separate post >here<.

(And please, no comments about the gray egg yolks. I know. I’m traumatized. And I already have a session lined up next week my therapist to deal with it.)

Cobb Salad Summer Rolls

This list and set of instructions make approximately eight rolls, which is enough for 4 people. Or one. I highly recommend just making a lot more because you can eat this as it was originally intended, as a Cobb Salad, with whatever it leftover.

Ingredients

4 large rice paper wrappers, cut into 8 half-circles with kitchen shears
large avocado, cut into half lengthwise and sliced thinly
4 slices bacon, cooked and cut on slight bias into 2-inch wide juliennes
about 2 cups shredded cooked chicken
1 small cucumber, thinly sliced (had I thought ahead, I would have made long, thin cucumber ribbons, as we did here)
2 hard boiled eggs, cut lengthwise into 8 thin wedges
4 leaves green leaf or Romaine lettuce, ribs removed and sliced down the center into halves
handful of parsley leaves (or other herbs)
¼ red onion, sliced paper thin
1 large ripe tomato cut into thin wedges